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Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.
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Get the Talentless Trash mug.Jack:I wonder who designed those Busted Tees and Noise Bot shirts...
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10,000 of their fans are trolls for the talentless lame shit band.
10,000 of their fans are trolls for the talentless lame shit band.
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Get the Talen mug.Derived from the theory that Asains choose their names by sounds spoons created when they fall on the floor (Chang, Thong, Bing). When a person of Asain decent has a western name it is assumed that a talented spoon created it.
This Chinese dude roundhouse kicked six bears and a tiger. The best part was his name is Steve. That must have been one talented spoon!
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