To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.
by Name here please March 19, 2021
Get the Lube the tadpolemug. Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.
Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.
Well she will have fun with that young man!
Well she will have fun with that young man!
by Singletini September 11, 2009
Get the Tadpole agemug. by gtd65dcfyoui March 2, 2023
Get the dinosaur tadpolemug. Oh Shit My Tadpoles
Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling
Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.
Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today
Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling
Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.
Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today
by rossydear2 May 29, 2022
Get the TADPOLESmug. 20 women sit around in a circle and a man stands in the middle and spins around naked and ready for action and where ever he stops the woman has to give him a blowjob till he shoots his load.
by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016
Get the tadpole roulettemug. When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.
40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.
40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.
40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.
40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!
by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010
Get the Tadpole-Fantasymug. A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
Get the tadpole petting zoomug.