The plural future tense of the word "tweets." Often confused with the word "twit" which is someone who is socially inept. This word came into widespread use with the rise of the social networking and microblogging website Twitter.
Present tense of "tweets:" I have sent 278 tweets today and need to get a life.
Plural future tense: We need to send out twits about the upcoming party.
Plural future tense: We need to send out twits about the upcoming party.
by tweet master May 12, 2011

A person who depends on the latest technology platforms and social networking trends in an self-destructive, time-consuming manner that is not unlike crack cocaine or heroin addiction.
A: That twit with the i-phone hasn't stopped twittering since we passed through Toledo.
B: All the life has gone out of his eyes. He's just an empty shell - a shadow of his old self.
A: So sad... He used to be interesting and fun. Now he's a dork. Let's kick him.
B: All the life has gone out of his eyes. He's just an empty shell - a shadow of his old self.
A: So sad... He used to be interesting and fun. Now he's a dork. Let's kick him.
by Ramblingvine September 18, 2009

An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.
Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.
Bobby W: I dare you.
Michael: *Walks away.
Bobby W: Twit.
Bobby W: I dare you.
Michael: *Walks away.
Bobby W: Twit.
by Anthony Baric May 12, 2008

by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

by Ambrose Byrne June 30, 2017

What the fuck you twit.
by H_dog June 5, 2016

by lalalandmachine April 29, 2009
