Twilight 

The book designed for teenage girls to get off to and teenage boys to secretly read under their covers with a flashlight each night trying to feed off of what Edward does in hopes of getting a few pointers in winning girls over. Everyone will have negative things to say about this but all I can say is, congrats Stephanie Meyer; you sure won over the minds of a billion hormonal teenage girls by talking about Edward's chizzled jawline for 4 books straight.

"Z0mmmGGG TWILIGHT IS SOOOOO GOOD!"
"Really, what's the plot?"
"Uhmm..... IDK but Edward, the vampire boy, IS SO FUCKING HAWWTTT."

Twilight by Danielle Danielle January 7, 2009

Twilight 

I would probably find it difficult to go on without this book. Not because I'm in love with Mr. Topaz Eyes Sparklepants either. I personally think he has to be the flattest, dullest character ever written in as wish fulfillment for a lonely and delusional woman who apparently never got over her teenage emo phase. Twilight helps me go on, simply, because on some days, fantasizing about brutally killing every diehard Twilight fan that ever lived is my only reason for living. Just kidding. But I will bitch-slap one of them someday. Seriously. Watch me.

OTF (Obsessive Twilight Fan): OMG I can't believe how amazing Eclipse was! Oh but poor Bella who will she choose? I hope she chooses Jake! Because then Edward will be ALL MINE! OMG I love vampires!
Me: *slaps

Seriously. You all are pathetic. If there were such a thing as real vampires, I would love for you to run into one, just so you could see how pitifully wrong your sparkly gorgeous misconceptions are.

Twilight by Umyeahjuststopthatnow December 22, 2008

Twilight 

Total bullshit. Trust me when I say horrible and overrated.

Go to any high school and you'll at least find Twilight fangirls, if not the actual pieces of cardboard with poo splattered in the middle (attempt at books).

Twilight by Lizzilola February 21, 2010

Twilight 

The biggest piece of garbage ever written. It is a book in which it's "author" knew nothing about the subject. She had never read or seen anything about vampires. The idea came to her in a dream where she was having a picnic in a field with a sparkling vampire. There are many problems with this.So please if one must try to write please know what the hell you're talking about.

A)Vampires don't sparkle
B)Vampires aren't pussies like Edward
C)Werewolves can't transform in the middle of the day whenever they want
D)Twilight vampires can't be killed by a steak to the heart........... WTF
E)And most importantly VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!

Twilight by Mewes306 April 2, 2010

Twilight 

A book written by Stephanie Meyer. It is a book about a young woman named Bella who falls in love with a vampire named Edward. The story lacks character development and has COUNTLESS cliches. The rabid fancult..I mean excuse me, "Fanbase" is obviously mesmerized by it for the fact that Meyer goes barely into detail of Bella (thus allowing the reader to "enter" the story,) this basically makes Bella a puppet. This "puppet" can be used by the reader to be inside the story. Then when Bella meets Edward, Details come out of nowhere and make Edward out to be some Deity. Thus making Twilight. The reason I myself don't like Twilight is because books should be loved for plot and storyline, not that you have a sparkly boyfriend inside a book. Another reason Twilight is popular is because it has equal hype to a Jonas Brothers concert.

How Twilight got to it's popularity today.

Simulation-like plot+Deity-like description of a boy+craploads of hype+fanbase similar to the 3rd Reich=Twilight.

Twilight by Anonymus... July 4, 2010

Twilight 

The worst book you will ever read.

‘Nuff said.

Ewwww. Twilight is such sexist trash. Get t away from me! I don’t want fairy vampire cooties!

Twilight by MLB lover 2020 March 10, 2019

Twilight 

The twilight series is an excellent example of EPIC FAIL. Stephanie Meyer is just a loser that writes total shite. I read the first book just to see what all the fuss was about and wow. i could not believe how completely terrible it was
it starts with bella, a plain boring whiny biatch. she falls in love (lust actually) with the angsty Douchebag Edward apparently he is gorgeous.surprise?LUST!
more than half of the time it seems that meyer just writes out her arse.
im not on team Jacob or any crap like that but lets address the fact shall we?? Edward is creepy cold fucker who has openly stated that he wants to devour bella like fucking HAPPY MEAL!! okay so it wasnt in those EXACT words but you get it.JACOB on the other hand is apparently sweet, friendly boy who also happens to be LIVING
I fail to see why any smart girl would WANT to be with a boy like Edward. I mean seriously, he sneaks into bella room while she sleep and just watches her(how fucking creepy is that! very!) hes abusive, he has the intellect of a retarded pigeon, and hes a total douche. Bella is basically just promoting the idea that women cant think for themselves and that without men they are nothing.
um lets see now, they have reflections and THEY DONT DIE IN SUNLIGHT THEY JUST SPARKLE?!! WTF?!?
Stephanie Meyers is a disgrace to the name Stephanie GDI
TEAM NOSFERATU FOR THE WIN!!
oh and one more thought, if edward has no liquids in him how the f*ck did he get bella pregnant??

Me: Hi im Stephanie :)

Twilight fanfreak:OMGAWD, JUST LIKE STEPHANIE MEYER!! YOU HAVE HER NAME!! AND EDWARD IS SO SEXY!!

Me: No. NOT like her. its MY name GFDI. STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight by Stephie :) December 22, 2009