Lost Treasure

When you leave a large poo in the toilet for the cleaner to see.

Dude the cleaner is going to be pissed when she finds the lost treasure in the bog.

by xMC- October 2, 2013

booty treasure

unexpected objects found in a large woman's butt-cleavage just prior to sex

Jim:Dude, I found a chicken wing in her butt cleavage! I love fat chicks!

John:That's some pretty sweet booty treasure!

by captain_M April 1, 2010

Brown treasure

Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.

Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.

Also known as poo.

Lynne: "why do you like my bum so much?"
Craig: "Cos thats where i find the brown treasure"

by Mr Craig and Miss Lynne October 16, 2008

Hedge Treasure

When finding men's mags discarded in a hedge. Often thought to be like finding treasure for a teenage boy.

When retrieving my football from a hedge i spotted some prime hedge treasure to take home for a late evening browse.

by NigeMass January 9, 2016

treasure trail

hair line that begins just below a man's chest, runs down the stomach and leads to the pubic area

My boyfriend thinks I am really hot because of my treasure trail.

by gay boy December 28, 2003

hidden treasure

During doggy style sex, a man picks his nose and secretly deposits the booger in the woman's belly button.

I totally left her a hidden treasure last night.

by kojokojo June 10, 2010

the treasure chest

A sex move even more spectacular than the mythical female ejaculation, having only been rumored to be performed by such notables as Fabio and Mr. T. In this complex scenario, when the female is having the greatest and biggest orgasm of her life, her vagina actually splits open at the crack, revealing a treasure chest full of gold inside. This simultaneously happens while she ceases to exist due to the enormity of orgasmic sensation. In addtion, the treasure chest is rumored to incrase in wealth from generation to generation, assuming of course that the mother, grandmother, etc. has never had the pleasure of the treasure chest.

Oh MAN!!! I just got rich off a dirty ho when I gave her the treasure chest. Now I'm a billionaire!!!

by McKinney the Leprechaun March 9, 2005