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touch some grass

something you say to someone when they need to come back down to earth. some similar sayings are come back down to earth , go outside , etc.
Mark: My life is so hard

Juby: Sir please go and touch some grass
by nickifan5ever February 3, 2021
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touch-and-go

Pilot's jargon for a practice landing. You land the plane long enough to roll the wheels on the runway, then apply full power and take off again. Used to practice many landings in a short time.
"I did 8 touch-and-goes today, and boy was that crosswind rough! Any coffee around here?"
by Athene Airheart March 19, 2004
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Touch O' Downs

A symptom exhibited by an individual who has the appearance of partial Down Syndrome but does not appear to have any of the characteristics.
Hector (whispers to his friend, Paul, referring to passerby): Damn! Check out that fucked up dude with the fivehead.

Paul: Man that's fucked up. He probably got a "touch o' downs".
by Joe Fist January 13, 2009
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Touch dick moment

An unisex term that is used when something really turns you on. Makes a male's penis jump and a female's pussy tingle and jingle.
Chocolate covered nipples!! Ohh my gawd!! That was a touch dick moment.
by Malistglrfan March 13, 2014
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touch grass

something that you say to someone who basically never goes outside
by sunaslemon February 12, 2021
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touch me here

Touch Me Here is a game with two players, namely a couple. The rules are simple: person one is allowed to touch person two anywhere at all on their body for a short amount of time -- and they don't always have to touch with their hands. Then, person two touches person one any way that they like in return.

The players can of course set limits for how far they want to go when playing.

It's a very simple game, as you can see.
Person One: Want to play Touch Me Here?

Person Two: Sure! How do you play?

Person One: I touch you anywhere I want then you touch me anywhere you want.

Person Two: That sounds fun.
by jvhnocallaghan October 12, 2014
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touch tunnel

DISCLAIMER: AVOID THE TOUCH TUNNEL AT ALL COSTS. READ THE FOLLOWING AT YOUR OWN RISK.

The exhibit at the Liberty Science Center that explains natural selection to little kids. It has been in existence for an undetermined amount of time, as any attempts to measure or sample the tunnel have been met only with suffering and death. The Liberty Science Center was built as a tribute to the tunnel, as it could destroy the entirety of New York or possibly the Earth itself if it doesn’t receive sacrifices. The exact dimensions of the tunnel are unknown, and it is widely regarded with paranoia and fear. On average, 7 of every 10 people will return safely from the Touch Tunnel once they’ve entered. The prevailing explanation for this is that the weak-willed and cowardly are consumed by the Tunnel in some sort of ancient ritual. Many brave adventurers have entered the Tunnel for bragging rights, never to return. Keep your family and friends away from the Tunnel at all costs.
Sam: Hey man, my girl went in the Touch Tunnel while I was in the bathroom and she never came out. Have you seen her?

Dave: I’m sorry for your loss. She’s gone.
by Eeeeeeeee44444 November 8, 2018
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