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Cock and Ball Torture

An activity commonly practiced at preschools
My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas
by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020
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Tortuguita

When you are busting to go to the toilet and your poop 💩 decides to pop out slightly.

Tortuguita is a diminutive of tortuga. Tortuga is the Spanish word for a turtle or tortoise.
Can you hurry up in there! I have a tortuguita!
by cien_fuegos June 20, 2020
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Relating to the fable of the tortoise and the hare (with jeans).
Bro you're such a tortoise wearing jeans
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Torti

1. look at those tortoises

2. you fucking idiot, they're called Torti
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Wellsian Tortilla

Wellsian Tortillas are a unique brand of tortillas made in the Lakewood/Steilacoom region of Washington, specifically in the vicinity of Fort Lewis. Wellsian Tortillas are known for their blandly absurd taste - and for having a penchant for always being around when least expected (i.e. in the middle of a class or briefing, it is not unusual for a Wellsian Tortilla to come flying out of the back of the room to unanimous dissatisfaction). Historically, Wellsian Tortillas originated in 2008 on the United States Army base called Fort Lewis.

Preparation
Wellsian Tortillas take little preparation or forethought in creation and are typically the result of an ill-thought out attempt at humor or as a illogical retort. On rare occasions, Wellsian Tortillas defy their aforementioned blandness and absurdity and can bear a faintly (stress faintly) humorous aftertaste. This taste is usually not prolonged and tends to fade within a few minutes - not unlike the symptoms of Salvia use or joke degradation (the phenomenon of fading joke appeal over repeated tellings).

To prepare your own Wellsian Tortillas, the following ingredients are required:

* Absurd amounts of movie (and/or) pop-culture familiarity. "Absurd amounts" being attributable to the often-time inability to control one's reference and/or vocalizing of an inane movie/pop-culture reference (usually at inappropriate times).

* Child-like innocence naivety, usually used as a complement to actions that in other people would border on the levels of mental instability/underdevelopment.

* An unwitting audience.

* An easy bake oven (a mouth often doubles as a field-expedient easy bake oven.

Side Effects
Wellsian Tortillas should be created and consumed sparingly. Overcreation/overconsumption of Wellsian Tortillas can result in painful side-effects including hysteria, momentary blindness, momentary muteness or deafness, wide spread panic, delusions of grandeur, homicidal rage, unnecessary impersonations, and dementia. Safe recommended doses are somewhere between 0 and 1 ingestions annually.

If you believe you have consumed or created a Wellsian Tortilla consult your doctor (i.e. the nearest suicidal instrument).

If all else fails SLING PIGEON.
Man... that Wellsian Tortilla tastes like shit.
by Specialist Demotable B June 24, 2009
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Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Applebee'sCock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.
Bro, I could really go for some Applebee'sCock and Ball Torture

Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture
by Applebee's™ June 8, 2020
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Tortoise

Rocks with heads and devilishly smart minds that will one day outsmart humans and superbots and destroy the world
My former pet tortoise just hacked into my computer and is training an army
by CallingAllTortoises March 20, 2019
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