toofless indian

an indian that has no teeth.

"i was watching Jerry Springer and the hoe in the purple shirt dumped the toofless indian"

by LeeannMoore April 12, 2008

Truthlessness

When someone presents an easily provable falsehood as absolute truth in an effort to make someone doubt their sanity.

Trump' s inauguration crowd was the largest in all of history is a claim that exemplifies truthlessness.

by Bryce Morganthau January 22, 2017

Tortless

The absence of tort; a commonly misheard phrase during a Goku quote

“you ruthless, tortless, bastard!”

by Pogmanplayz November 12, 2022

touchless carwash

Cumming on a girls face then wiping it off with your nut sac.He was mad at his girlfriend so he gave her a touchless carwash.

He was mad at his girlfriend, so he gave her a touchless carwash.

by PirateCapt62 August 3, 2019

Touchless Carwash

When you shampoo your hair and stand straight under the showerhead to rinse, so the soap cascades down your body

My hair's greasy but the rest of my body's pretty clean, I'll go have a quick touchless carwash

by VanillaFloatDrPepper July 27, 2022

Plastic Tootles

The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.

Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night

Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business

Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral

by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019

tootles

god tier sloppy from an authority figure especially a teacher

person 1: yo you fuckin with that new teacher?
person 2: hell yeah she gave me tootles in the teacher’s lounge.
person 1: damn

by THE content cop November 6, 2019