Tofu Scramble

A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."

Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.

**or**

When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.

by The Grimm Reaper May 30, 2018

Tofu cough

When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.

Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.

by MilfandTats June 11, 2018

Tofu Shit

Lesbian poop play. aka scatophilia without meat.

"Yo, did you hear that Leanne and Sara did a tofu shit together?"

by mynameisbobbyross December 10, 2018

Tofu

Verb. To penetrate someones vagina and/or anus with one or more toes.

I'm going to tofu the shit out of her tonight!

by Josh Collopy December 13, 2018

tofuplays

An ugly yellow guy who is racist and spends all his money on robux and doesnt contact with his familly at all

Hey jon did you hear about that tofuplays on the block named poop he is such a fagot

by Drkestonugly July 12, 2020

tofugget

A tofu nugget

I luv tofuggets

by burningbush2 December 18, 2021

tofu gang

Slang term used for gangs that originate in East Asia or that have east Asian members.

A member is called Tofu gangster.

Person 1: " You heard of the robbery and the shootout on Pico Blv last night?"

Person 2:" yeah sure. My girlfriend was there. She said it was the Tofu gang."

by Reila February 23, 2022