Toffee-nosed

(Adjective) Snobbish or stuck-up. Derives from the old English slang word "toff" - used by the lower class when describing an upper class gentleman.

"Hey Nigel, look at that old toffee-nosed banker over there! He wouldn't want to dirty his shoes walking on our side of the street!"

by Dr_Maseuss May 28, 2014

Dog Toffee

Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.

Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?

by Yak December 12, 2003

toffee wallet

1. The aftermath of a follow through
2. A wet fart

Woops... I had better clean out my toffee wallet. Has anybody got a tissue?

by The Wronguns November 8, 2018

toffe and custard dognut

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

Toffeepops

THE BEST BUISCUITS EVER HOLY FUCK

Abi: Lets go to Home Bargains.
Ross: Why?
Abi: They have the big packs of Toffeepops.
Ross: GET YOUR COAT

by 100percentnotAbigail January 11, 2022

toffimeilo

I LOVE TOFFIMEILO SO MUCH!<3 HER COLORING IS PERFECT<3 SHE IS PERFECT!<3 writed by : twinmelio

<3 I LOVE HER TOFFIMEILO

by Eli <3 February 19, 2022

Thong Toffee

A slimline skid-mark that discolors the string section of a thong.

I picked up her sexy underwear and was mortified to discover a substantial portion of thong toffee therein.

by BTKidd August 24, 2008