Title

A title doesn't always tell you much about a person.

Most of the people that held a title of Mr. or Miss Texas, or Oklahoma, or Kansas before him/her actually were from Texas, Kansas, or Oklahoma.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title?

Why?

Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022

Title IX Rizz

When your friend's rizz is so bad that it could potentially incite a Title IX violation.

Chandler: "This girl in my class is pretty cute but I haven't spoken a single word to her yet. We follow each other on Instagram though."
Nick: "Well that's a start -- at least she follows you back"
Chandler: "Yeah, there's just a small problem."
Nick: "What?"
Chandler: "I accidentally liked one of her old posts."
Nick: "You're cooked bro -- that's some Title IX Rizz."

by Gucci Butchi February 29, 2024

Title

No.

Hym "It was the title of an Adam Conover video. You're still a retard. I'm still the creator of AI."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2024

Pro Land Title

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Imma go to Pro Land Title to sign my papers when I buy this house!

by ProLandPeto November 24, 2021

Title

Ah! See em change it? They change them all the time.

Hym "She's a lazy shill who has her life subsidized and gets paid to regurgitate her inane and inconsistent propositional ethic and defend socially the people she is paid to defend.... You ARE her? I saw that title change though. If I keep doing it to the same title... How many times are you going to change it? 100? 1000!? Do you doubt that I wouldn't do it 1000 times just to drive home the reality of my superordinate will!? Aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!"

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Title 24

Title 24 states that you can not shit on the shelter floor.

I’m invoking title 24.

by Cyan1dal July 16, 2023