rogers-tillstone

The best last name to ever come into existence named after the popular YouTube Skizzers, better than santos or macey. Those names suck

Hey did you hear about that Rogers-tillstone guy?
Yeah I heard he fucked both our moms in a huge threesome and used the sex position "Skizzers" on them.

by Skizzers sucks November 8, 2017

ripping the tiles off the wall

a particularly difficult shit

where have you been?

the toilet, ripping the tiles off the wall

by jajajajoje October 10, 2008

tilf

teacher I'd like to fuck.
like milf (:

Did you see Mr. Gebhart today? What a tilf!

by rachael b. (: April 24, 2009

floor tiles

The worst most vile sexual fetish of them all...

..."They just feel nice to sit on".... "It's just like appreciating good craftsmanship" ... "There is nothing wrong with floor tiles" ....

by Keanu Reaves September 18, 2016

Tiles

<noun> Slang;

Used in reference to the paving slabs in the street resembling tiles that one may find in their kitchen or bathroom.

SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "What are you doing tonight?"
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER 2: "I thought we could have a night on the tiles tonight."
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "Yeah, I could do with getting drunk, woo go Friday!" <raises arms to reveal angel wings>

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

TILF

A teacher i'd like to fuck

ah, did you see the new english teacher? Tilf mate tilf!

by Sean Johnson December 5, 2007

Tilf

Teach I would like to fuck

Dude.. is that your teacher, she is a totally tilf

by cutie2b June 1, 2009