Thunder throat

An obnoxiously loud chick that can deepthroat really well

Thunder throat went ball's deep!

by Milkman matt June 8, 2020

Thunder Douche

a person who has reached the pinnacle of douchebaggery. Imagine a douche flowing with the force of an atomic fire hydrant. That, is a Thunder Douche. First coined by ShayCarl of YouTube fame. It should always be capitalized.

A man who throws a woman against a wall, saying "look what you made me do" and later "forgiving" her for it establishes him as a Thunder Douche of epic proportions.

by Pipistrello January 17, 2009

Thunder Skeet

When you cum on someone’s face in below freezing temperatures and cum freezes mid stream.

Boy it’s cold outside...I’m horny, would you be interested in a thunder skeet?

by TruckBoat February 12, 2018

ass thunder

Flatulence. A fart.

I knew to pinch my nose when I heard Dan's ass thunder.

by Eric Cartman June 13, 2004

thunder cunt

A word that u say when thay are being bigger then a cunt or a bitch

Valerie you are a ranging thunder cunt

by jake jason November 27, 2016

Thunder Schlap

The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.

1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.

2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.

3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.

by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010

Hydro Thunder

An arcade boat racing game that was also on Dreamcast, PSX, and N64. The announcers voice is more orgasmic than Morgan Freeman's voice, and the gameplay is so amazing that you would probably jizz in your pants.

P1: Hey man, you got any extra underwear?
P2: Why the hell whould you ask me that?
P1: I just played Hydro Thunder.

by ipwnn00bswithmyballz August 6, 2010