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50 Cent (who the original 50 cent was and why the rapper chose that name) 

The original 50 Cent (not the rapper) was from fort green in america he was known in every borough as the most vicious stick up kid around during the late 80's he wasn't really known for his "hustling" or anything like that; he was simply that dude who, when you saw him, you knew someone was about to come off their shit, be it cash, jewels or drugs. He died a violent death as a young man, but in his short reign, he definatly made his mark.

these words are not my own they are from 50x50 50 cent's autobiography now i've seen a lot of people saying that 50 Cent isn't a real gangsta and that he's just a wanksta but the fact is he was a gangsta and once you are a gangsta you stay gangsta forever, he was hustlin when he was 12 years old. people say oh he's only famous for being shot 9 times well thats bullshit he's famous because a lot of people like his music i personally like his music and i don't hear a new 50 track on the radio then go omg he's been shot 9 times im gonna go and buy his CD i can understand if you don't like his music but i dont understand is you saying that he's only famous for being shot. As far as im concerned 50 Cent is an original gangsta and im not linkin that because there isn't a proper definition of it up yet :)
50 Cent (who the original 50 cent was and why the rapper chose that name)

50 Cent: I've been shot 9 times

Idiot: Your music is crap but i'll buy your album because you got shot 9 times.
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The man who will raise the standard of k-pop performances 

The phrase is used to refer to ATEEZ's San. The title has been bestowed upon him by industry professionals and critics. Because of this, even if he is still early into his career, he is a role model to many other idols.
"You can tell he is born with idol's DNA looking at his perfmormance"
"He seems like he's possesed by the song"
"Thanks to that he wrote a new history at the 2019 MAMA"
"Choi San the expert of being extra absorbed in songs"
"He is the man who will raise the standard of K-Pop performances"

Lia Kim: "San has a very flexible body for a man. He's the one who can play the role of the center in any performance.

The Guy Who Asked Story 

Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.

Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.

15 years later…

Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.

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That is The Guy Who Asked Story.

Who the hell is Rebecca Black? 

Aye. Exactly.

But, after about five minutes of "research" on the internet, you find out that she is some teen singer from California who looks up to current teen pop idols like Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez.

Currently, she only has viral status, but has extreme potential to skyrocket. Let's just hope she doesn't get screwed by the state of the music industry.
Have to say though that she is one of the most famous viral stars of all time. Her music video for 'Friday' on YouTube got like 100 million views in less than three months.

Has ONE song out as of right now called Friday. In its core, the song basically tells you what a Friday is. Not my cup of tea, but I guess it's something you can handle when stoned or if you're a 13 year old girl.
Guy 1: YO MAN, WHO THE hell IS REBECCA BLACK?
Guy 2: Smoke this first.

<they share a joint>

Guy 2: Now, brace yourself.

<opens YouTube and looks up 'Friday' by Rebecca Black>

"...It's Friday, Friday...Gotta get down on Friday..."

Guy 1: DUDE......this sucks. This is a bad trip.

The Batman Who Laughs 

A twisted version of Batman from the Dark Multiverse, who has appeared in many comic book events, including one where he builds an army of dark Batmen. On his Earth, he got driven to the edge by his Joker, leading him to take the Joker's life. After taking the Joker's life, a gas spewed from the Joker's heart, slowly Jokerizing Batman, which leads Batman to kill the Bat Family and then kill all of the Justice League, when he then takes the mantle of 'The Batman Who Laughs'. From there, he infects a ton of children with laughing gas to turn them into an army of dark Robins and pretty much end the world, leading him to be taken off of his dying world by a higher power.
Unknown: "Hehehehehehe... Soon your universe will bow to me!"
Batman: "Who are you, and why are you here?"
Unknown: "My name is The Batman Who Laughs, and I am here to end the world! Hahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals is a horror-comedy musical released on December 24th of 2018, released by Team Starkid. The musical doesn't stick to a set classification of music, with a wide array of genres presented in a mere one hour and 52 minutes. It hosts a slew of on-stage special effects, and with songs and composition by Team Starkid member Jeff Blim, it is definitely something you'll want to look into.

The musical itself is a bit of a parody of the musical theatre genre, with pokes at "I Want" songs, character motivations, and more.

It covers the story of a man named Paul, who has a great distaste for musicals. His life carries on as normal until a meteor crashes into a theater in downtown Hachetfield, the setting of the show. This meteor begins to transform people from everyday citizens; to singing-dancing zombie hiveminds, that are out to make you join them, at any cost.
The show can be found on YouTube, completely free.

The show carries a large degree of swearing and adult humor, but is certainly a recommended pick for many. You can find more about the show on the Starkid Fandom Wiki, but beware spoilers!
Person A: Would you like to watch The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals with me?
Person B: Sounds great! Let's watch it!