Mute Stroker

A term to describe a person who likes to mute people in chat servers for no reason or gets pleasure out of muting people.

Chat Server Mod: *mutes someone for no reason*
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.

by TheDestroyer9000 (Someone) April 15, 2019

Stroker's dilemma

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.

I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.

by goyo May 2, 2017

wood stroker

A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.

Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.

by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020

Mid-stroker croaker

The term used for releasing flatulence (also known as farting) in the middle of masturbating.

Person 1: I experienced a mid-stroker croaker last night, totally threw off my mood.

by Sebmin July 30, 2023

Sky-Stroker

A tall person who keeps teasing short people about how they're short. Alternative is sky-sucker

6' 1" guy to 5' 6" guy: "Aye, shortly"

5' 6" guy "Aight, Sky-Stroker/sky-sucker"

by idekylolrofljkiky November 26, 2019

Sunway Stroker

The action of an Asian man to masturbate and ejaculate in the library in the area with the most foot traffic with Disney princesses on his computer screen.

"Dude met the Sunway Stroker?"

by sunwaystroker June 9, 2025

Thigh-stroker

The act of placing both palm on your thighs and slowly rubbing them up and down. Usually in front of a beautiful woman to show her you think she's attractive. Example: Comedian Reeves to Johnson on "Shooting Stars".

"Vic Reeves went over to Ulrika Johnson for a thigh-stroker last night at the start of Shooting Stars"

by Poobody November 10, 2022