to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

Salt Water in the Barrel

A great threat, warning that you may unleash rage that's been bottled up.

Don't make me put the salt water in the barrel.

by HULKSMASHANDMAIM December 10, 2011

salt and pepper in the macaroni

When a white and black male ejaculate simultaneously on a white petite woman.

Me and my homie put salt and pepper in her macaroni last night.
They really put salt and pepper in the macaroni when they hooked up.

by Salt and pepper in the macaron February 28, 2021

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

The Salty Whale

When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.

My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.

by thedudebrown87 September 20, 2021

Find the saltine

A game mad famous on the popular T.V. show scrubs. The game is played by one person placing a saltine within view somewhere on their person and challenging others to spot it.

A typical game of Find the saltine
Janitor "takes saltine from turk's shirt"

Turk "do you play?"

Janitor "takes saltine from own shirt"

by honkyhater69 November 27, 2011

the salty rusticus

A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth

jim gave his wife the salty rusticus for their anniversary.

by Cool-murda November 6, 2017