Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.

He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

Harpooning the salty longshoreman

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

Harpooned a fail whale

When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.

by The Onion Eaters September 20, 2010

Harpooning

The act of penetrating a fish with male genitalia and or toys.

Ethan is harpooning his fish right now! That poor fish.

by Toni SauceTac March 19, 2019

harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.

Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.

by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016

Poon Harpoon

Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.

David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!

by Transane May 2, 2010

Harpoon Pussy

A female who has a large vagina.

Damn look at that harpoon pussy.

by AcousticCobra December 22, 2017