soggy thomas

A game kids play with a boy named Thomas. All the kids circle Thomas, jerk off on him and than yell out SOGGY THOMAS!!

Boy: have you seen Thomas around.

Boy 2: no not since we played soggy Thomas with him last week.Thomas Soggy Jerking

by Soggy Thomas January 7, 2015

The Thomas Affair

The emails from Ginny Thomas, the conservative activist wife of Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas 'to-then' Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, pressing him to fight to do whatever he could to support Donald Trump in his attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election.

The Democrat party says they will handle 'The Thomas Affair' with kidgloves, and prudence.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2022

Thomas Selby

he is the most caring sweent guy you will ever meet. he has a heart of gold but is a total bad ass. he has a loving girlfriend who would give him the world and he would do the same....so fucking hot!!!!

thomas selby is kelsey's man!

by [e-mail] October 15, 2009

Thomasphilia

Someone who is aroused by horrific accidents and career-ending sports injuries.

I must suffer from Thomasphilia because watching Joe Theismann's leg makes me hard.

by eaglesshow September 8, 2016

Thomas the Tank engine

a talking train created by the Reverend W. Awdry, who lives on the island of sodor

i watched Thomas the tank engine!

by LVK December 5, 2007

Thomas Jefferson High School

A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.

Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”

Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”

by Maggie Walker Student October 31, 2017

Thomas Jenkins

A sassy bitch of a lad who is sexy, ratchet and doesn't give a shit about what people say about him. He has sexy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. He's fit as, Welsh and in 9R1. Also known as Tom Jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside English classrooms. Tom's got a strong Welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports England in rugby. He is secretly gay and is going out with Rhys Owen. His favourite food is paninis and plays Dylan-Level baseball. He has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the John Cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).

I can't believe he's cheating on Kaitlyn! He's such a Thomas Jenkins!

by jendigedig July 26, 2016