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tardigan

When Corky took Amanda out on a date, he wore his very best tardigan.
by rocjok April 28, 2011
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Tardspark

Similar to the "Allspark" in the Transformers franchise which sparks independent life in electronic/mechanical objects upon contact, the Tardspark is a person who acts like a tard and sparks a spontaneous chain-reaction of tard-like behavior in those people around him/her. A person who encourages and/or instigates tard-like behavior in others.
Otherwise peaceful gathering in the movie theater courtyard. Suddenly, tard A starts yelling at and mooning passersby - convinces his friends to do the same. Security guard shows and arrests all. Onlooker shakes head and comments, "the fucking tardspark strikes again."
by GuidorfTheBiscuitKing June 1, 2009
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Tardictorian

A person that has the lowest class rank in his or her class.
Bill ranked 532 out of his class of 532. Billy is a tardictorian.
by Easwim April 12, 2010
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tarding out

The action of a person who sits and stares at an object or at nothing at all for an extended amount of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and possibly drool.
Student 1: Did you hear what would be covered on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I was tarding out like crazy.
by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008
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feast on tards

The act of taking advantage of people who are intellectually inferior to you or people seeming nearly retarded.
Let's hit the Excaliber poker room, I'd like to feast on tards tonight.
by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007
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Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.
Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.
by orangehouse December 13, 2010
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Tardisgasm

An orgasm bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside and is so good that it travels back in time and makes previous sex better.
I just had such a tardisgasm that it made last week's sex seem better.
by HotKat April 2, 2011
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