by takeshionrice January 22, 2018
Get the takeshi on rice mug.1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter February 19, 2008
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by mike123456789! September 2, 2010
Get the talesha mug.It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.
He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
by mrkitano November 25, 2006
Get the takeshi kitano mug.Originally an internet photo meme used in news/blog posts to debunk overly excited individuals claiming to have pictures of some typically unbelievable event. This term is used to mock the ubiquitous douchebag Adobe Photoshop "gurus" who seem to be present and readily comment on every internet website where comments have been enabled, and claim to have so many years of professional Photoshop experience that they can spot a fake with a mere glance. In other words, there must have been equally annoying douchebag tapestry experts back in the middle ages who walked around pointing out fakery due to their extensive tapestry making experience.
"Dude, check out this picture of a UFO I took last night in the field across the street from my house!"
"Man, STFU. That shit looks tapestryshopp'd."
"Man, STFU. That shit looks tapestryshopp'd."
by CurtisDK August 10, 2009
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An instagrammer and youtuber. People loves his funny, goofy, and cute personality. He's a #1 fan of fidget spinners
An instagrammer and youtuber. People loves his funny, goofy, and cute personality. He's a #1 fan of fidget spinners
"Have you seen Tristan Tales' daily fidget spinner tweet?"
"Yo Tristan Tales' instastory was lit asf!"
"Yo Tristan Tales' instastory was lit asf!"
by vennedy June 13, 2017
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