symington

symington is a scottish name given to retards and homosexuals. they cannot get girls so they arse rape men. most of them also like donkey punches, golden baths and hot pockets

AARRGGHH!! i think i was just attacked by a symington

by sick 'n' twisted May 18, 2007

shmingle

a fat whore who has shingles and small, hot boobs.

your mom is a shmingle.

by tinkersexbamginaturkey...sex. October 11, 2006

flesh syringe

a non-steril mans penis

i took the condom off to give that fat bitches asshole a hot shot of love potion with my flesh syringe

by oscarl January 12, 2009

soming

Purposely hacking into Apple's iCloud to find hundreds of nude celebrity photos.

mackenzie your soming over after field hockey

by theresistance00420 August 31, 2016

shming

a collection of unwanted matter anywhere unwanted matter can be found.

Dude, you've got some shming on your lip.

by JarretH40 December 14, 2008

smingy

to be desirous of marijuana; like being hungry or thirsty

I'm smingy; i need a sack.

by redweltall December 2, 2007

Simington

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.

John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.

by Stage Name April 18, 2007