When an inanimate object has been so plastered/drenched/splattered with semen that has not only caked into an oasis of bacteria; the object may almost seem like it has gained sentience and is aware of it's own existence.
"I knew my cum sock was truly semonic when it started telling me to kill my family."
"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"
"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"
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The name of a person who is very sweaty and acts like a road man but in reality is scared of sexy men and sweto also pees his pants to assort dominance
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Hello, I am suemonella.
The whole fandom:
Person #1: My trust issues r higher now because of u.
Person #2: What a funny joke.
Person #3 The fact that we all got tricked<<<
Literally everyone:
The whole fandom:
Person #1: My trust issues r higher now because of u.
Person #2: What a funny joke.
Person #3 The fact that we all got tricked<<<
Literally everyone:
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