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swensson

v., To forcefully remove a bicycle from a bike rack. Usual method of accomplishing this task involves grasping a bicycle and quickly lifting it in an effort to snap the lock on it.
Bobby thought the hurricane had damaged his bike, but he later learned it had been Swenssoned
by The jangler November 30, 2005
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Swees

Can I get a swees?!

Just go up and get a swees

Swees,swees,swees
by L_u June 6, 2014
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snebs

that shit was wild
snebs dawg, snebs
by eth December 6, 2006
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Sweasts

Al: Hey, look at that chick jogging down the street. Her sports bra is soaked!!

Ed: Jesus!! She has a bad case of sweasts!!
by Wardo3:16 October 21, 2008
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SWABS

Sweaty Ass and Ball's
It's so hot in here, I've got SWABS.
by Kat929 September 19, 2010
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Sweb

Sweb can refer to a number of things relating to the act of ejaculating semen.

Can be used as a noun, verb, ad-verb, or adjective.

Varaints:
Sweb
Swebing
Swebbed
Swebber-One who swebs.
Swebtacular-Meaning good or bad.
Swebulicious-Meaning good or bad.
Swebbington-For members of the Kiddo Koaliton.
Swebdubular-Meaning good or bad.
Verb: ...and I swebbed in my pants.

Noun: Oh! there's so much sweb in my mouth right now!

Adjective: Mmmm, that is just swebulicious

Ad-Verb: I swebly jumped into my bed.
by Captain K. Kiddo September 6, 2010
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Sweese

A sweese is a mythical creature, heard of in the folklore from the area of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. It is said to have the appearance of a chipmunk or an Asian teenage girl. Sweeses are an extremely rare and hostile creatures. Legend says, if you approach one in the wild it will punch you in the throat or stuff you down the kitchen sink. It enjoys laughing, stalking celebrities via the Internet and long walks on the beach.
Person 1: Shhh! Did you hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
Sweese: CA CAWWW CA CAWWWW!
Person 1: Run! There's a sweese in the area!
Sweese: NO! LET ME LOVE YOU!
by ownerofmanysweeses April 21, 2013
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