Sweb can refer to a number of things relating to the act of ejaculating semen.

Can be used as a noun, verb, ad-verb, or adjective.

Varaints:
Sweb
Swebing
Swebbed
Swebber-One who swebs.
Swebtacular-Meaning good or bad.
Swebulicious-Meaning good or bad.
Swebbington-For members of the Kiddo Koaliton.
Swebdubular-Meaning good or bad.

Verb: ...and I swebbed in my pants.

Noun: Oh! there's so much sweb in my mouth right now!

Adjective: Mmmm, that is just swebulicious

Ad-Verb: I swebly jumped into my bed.

Sweb by Captain K. Kiddo September 6, 2010

Related Words

Sweb • Sweba • Sweban • Swebb • Swebbed • swebby • swebe • Sweber • swebge • swebish swobish

Sweb

To rub ones testicles on another’s face

“I woke to jack swebbing on me”

Sweb by synee n neck June 24, 2019

dra sweb

“Okay we’re gonna work on dra sweb”.
- Gabe, The office

dra sweb by amistyfantasy April 23, 2023

swebro

A bro that is from Sweden.

Damn, Magnus; saw your Zombiemud pic, and fuck you're a swebro!

swebro by aptronym April 27, 2017

Sweber

Sweber is the definition of a homie. He is funny as af and has a large schlong. He is smart as a motherfucker and can still party like theres no fucking tomorrow. A legend around the JHS campus. huge penis.

Hi, i'm sweber; let's fuck!

Sweber by cNilly October 4, 2011

Charlotte's Web

When you cum in someone's hair.

Ben liked Meghan's new haircut so much that the next time she gave him a blowjob, he gave her a Charlotte's Web.

Charlotte's Web by Buffaloes February 2, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026