muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

broke my swearer

When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.

Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.

by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020

sweater vest

An article of clothing that is capable of getting you gigantic amounts of ass.

Girl 1: Whoa, look at that guy wearing that sweater vest!
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?

Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.

by Chairs November 15, 2009

Sweater Meat

Term used to describe the female breasts under a form fitting sweater, preferably a tight turtleneck made of cashmere or merino wool.

Did you see Keri today? She's prancing around the office showing real nice sweater meat in a tight red turtleneck.

by Cab Callaway January 27, 2006

Sweater Hogs

Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.

"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"

by chef plumpkin January 6, 2008

Gelatin Sweater

To ejaculate a monstrous load onto a person's torso, giving them a coating of semen that resembles a sweater made out of gelatin

"That bitch was sucking me off, and at the last second I pulled it out and gave her a nasty gelatin sweater! Hahah bet she's nice and warm now!"

by O. March 23, 2003

pubic hair sweater

Like the name implies, a sweater made of pubic hair. The ones with crabs are itchy. Black is the most popular color, but gray, black/gray mix, blonde, and red are also available.

Thanks for the red pubic hair sweater! Red is the warmest kind too!

by stormteam69 April 11, 2010