The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".
In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most.
It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action.
Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal".
He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).
In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most.
It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action.
Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal".
He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).
The Dutch boy that boasted about swaffling the Taj Mahal on his school trip got expelled from his school.
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"If it ain't half-sour herself, Claire Saffitz! How's it going?"
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"Brad, I need you to know I can not accept any criticism right now."
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(1)a person whose appearance is down-at-heel possibly wearing a tracksuit and/or brightly coloured baseball cap at a ridiculously steep angle.
(2) A friendly informal name between friends.
(3) A person who attempts to obtain an item for free or at a discount.
verb :
(1)to do very little.
(2)to obtain something by subterfuge or for free.
Also:
Scaffy - To resemble a scaff.
(1)a person whose appearance is down-at-heel possibly wearing a tracksuit and/or brightly coloured baseball cap at a ridiculously steep angle.
(2) A friendly informal name between friends.
(3) A person who attempts to obtain an item for free or at a discount.
verb :
(1)to do very little.
(2)to obtain something by subterfuge or for free.
Also:
Scaffy - To resemble a scaff.
Example of usage(2) :"Alright scaff, did ye get ma mars bar?"
Example of usage(3):"Naw, ah'm no buying ye a fuckin mars bar, ya scaff"
Example of verb (1) : "Ah jist scaffed about in the house aw day"
Example of verb usage (2): "Ah pure scaffed a mars bar aff him"
Scaffy : "Ah've no shaved and ah jist flung these auld trackies oan - I look pure scaffy."
Example of usage(3):"Naw, ah'm no buying ye a fuckin mars bar, ya scaff"
Example of verb (1) : "Ah jist scaffed about in the house aw day"
Example of verb usage (2): "Ah pure scaffed a mars bar aff him"
Scaffy : "Ah've no shaved and ah jist flung these auld trackies oan - I look pure scaffy."
by McDee August 13, 2004
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Get the scaff mug.Saff, is an absolute goddess. Has one of the best figures, massive boobs, massive arse, flat stomach, long skinny legs, absolutely everything you could ever want appearance-wise. A very kind hearted person, but has been through a lot but she hides it with a smile. Funny, smart, bubbly , loud but in a very loveable way. Is also very aggressive when she needs to be, and especially cares about those around her. Typically puts herself before others but nobody realises and often tries to make everyone else happy except herself. Overall Saff is insanely fit, and a good person deep down.
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