stonaker

When you are enjoying a meal with your friends and you prematurely get up and leave them, after telling them a random excuse such as "i need to study", just so you can go and play NCAA.

We all realised we had been stonakered by Liam when we returned to our room to find him playing NCAA and not studying, after he abruptly left the meal we were all enjoying at Bates.

by William Varllottonello December 17, 2008

stone beaver

To go all out on the competition in a deadly serious manner.

Person A - I totally went stone beaver on that ping pong tournament.
Person B - Rad.

Person A - Hows' the weather?
Person B - Don't mess with me or I'll go all stone beaver all up in your ass.

by megazhanger April 26, 2010

Stone age shit

When someone show's a unfunny meme that should've died ages ago, Normally some examples is 9 + 10, deez nuts, momo challenge, ugandan knuckles, dab, sanic and more. Normally it's highly unfunny that you wonder what age they're in, But stone age is probably where they are living in right now.

Mike: Shows Ugandan Knuckles Pic
Benny: Na don't post that, that is some stone age shit bro.

by 󠀀 March 4, 2019

stomach stoned

when your (very troubled) stomach hurts so bad its almost transcendental. Makes you feel as though your hips and ribs have become detached, and makes you feel dizzy and hallucinate.

" Hey, what up?"
" I'm so fucking stomach stoned, dude..."
" oh... god, I just wish I could help. <3"
" its ok. Whoaaaa... ok, brb, I'm seeing silver whales circle my bed..."

by it's Kurty, bitches! September 9, 2009

iPod stoned

When, after puffing on a beefy spliff, you totally zone out whilst listening to your iPod. In this state, you will not acknowledge the world around you or any people trying to communicate to you. It's awesome... :)

Ahmed - "Dude, I'm so high... what's up with Keiran?"

Mark - "Oh, he's iPod stoned. He's been dancing in cirlces and singing for 10 minutes"

Keiran - "La la la la la WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by Dr. Bullitthead November 16, 2010

Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

by Fyerse April 16, 2015

Catch a stone

Smoke weed and get stoned.

-Did you guys catch a stone in the basement?
-yea bro deadly stone

by AegisAurora April 21, 2021