perf surfin'

It's like "swag" but it's not; To ride that wave or trend with magnificence, or with outstanding presentation. You can take a picture of yourself in a surfer position, while presenting your very own style. It's doing your thing, your way, in the best way possible. To be perf in your own way.

Did you see what he was wearing today? He was totally perf surfin'.

by Srank Famuel December 23, 2012

surfing

A newfound religon to many people. It takes over their lives so all they care about is how close they are to a beach, they check the surf reports ever half hour to see wave status, and the only money they ever spend is for gas to get to the beach...and surfboards. Surfing takes lots of time but is very fulfilling and many people believe they are closer to God while riding an amazing wave.

Kate: Hey, where is Jake?
Jo: Oh, I think you know.
Kate: ...surfing.

by Rinizle June 19, 2009

surfing

The most powerful, most beautiful feeling in the entire world.

Surfing the perfect wave or a succesful barrel ride is the best high I've ever had.

by cbkn August 18, 2007

surfing the andy

Surfing the Andy involves sliding the penis up and down through a pair of butt cheeks. It is akin to titty fucking, but involves the ass. There is no penetration, only friction. (and love)

Ex:1
Tony: How did Nate do on his date?
Jim: She wouldn't go all the way, but he did surf the Andy for two hours.
Tony: Nice!!

Ex 2:
Eric: That Star Jones is so hot! I'd pay a million dollars to surf her Andy!

Ex 3:
Boy: Mom, when did you fall in love with daddy?
Mother: Honestly son, when he started surfing the andy lasting night.

by grandmaw39 September 1, 2006

friend surfing

using a friend (or stranger's) myspace page to check out their attractive or interesting friends, then their friends, and their friends and so on.

I spent most of the afternoon friend surfing on myspace.

by urinehat January 5, 2007

Obligatory surfing

When you are stuck in a flood or bizarre water situation and you get in a random object so that you can surf with it and survive.

Yesterday i was obligatory surfing in the waters of the tsunami.

by walt46 April 2, 2011

Carpet Surfing

A despretly fiending scavenger who crawls on the floor combing the carpet looking for a tiny nugorshard one of his friends might have dropped during a session in hopes it is big enough to get a high.

Dude, give the carpet surfing a rest, John didn't drop anything!

by Dream Rude October 26, 2006