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surfsup

When your at the sea and you see that the waves are firing you say surfsup or when your excited to go have a surf you shout “surfsup!”
Ayy surfsup my dude
by Jaco_is_stinky October 5, 2020
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Sarft

a person who is a coward or weak or a person that says something but doesn't actually do it and does not keep to there word. lacking in the courage to do things.
yo bro, u should go talk to yourcrush
I cant bro what if she says no
don't be sarft bro just do it
by YPI August 27, 2023
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fur surfer

1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.

2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.
I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.
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Seat Surfing

Seat Surfing is the act of hopping from seat to seat to get to a desired area in a Stadium or Arena. This is an alternative to sliding your way to an isle walking down to the row and sliding your way back in.
Mike: Woah! Where did you come from Alex? I called you like 30 seconds ago.

Alex: I was all the way up in row 23 when you called me. I knew it would take forever if I took the isle, so i saved time by Seat Surfing my way down here.
by Firelancer69 July 19, 2009
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toilet surfing

Toilet surfing is what happens when you go to sit on a toilet seat that has loosened up over time. As you place all of your weight on it the seat slips to the side giving you an unexpected "ride". You must surf this ride or else land on the floor!
One guy to another on his way out of the public bathroom:
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
by acmjojo August 12, 2013
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java surfin'

When you drink coffee and it gives you the shits.
After my morning coffee I was Java Surfin' this morning.
by Smooth Sista Wives February 24, 2017
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Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009
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