Dirty Suburban

A 'Dirty Suburban' is a matronly, often plump, middle aged, middle classed house wife that can normally be found shopping for deals at WalMart but once bedded could compete with the most limber and liberal pornstars.

Yeah, she might look all uptight behind the podium, but Sarah Palin is THE Dirty Suburban.

by Sigkapp395 February 10, 2010

Suburban Stripper

A girl that doesn't actually remove her articles of clothing for money but is as emotionally damaged or has as much baggage as one that works the pole.

"I really liked that girl, but she had some daddy issues, she's definitely a Suburban Stripper."

by The Original JT February 24, 2012

suburban gansta

A person from the suburbs that refuses to believe that theyre not a GANGSTA

me:gangstas arent named phillip

Suburban Gangsta:yes they are!

by j izzo my nizzo April 15, 2005

Suburban Blight

noun.

The eyesore of sprawling stucco covered strip malls, big box stores, and McMansions which eat up open space land.

"That used to be a great spot to go for a nature hike, till last year when the Suburban Blight rolled through and left acres of parking lot, Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and crap chain restaurants in its wake."

by MuddyRunnerGirl March 9, 2009

Suburban Slang

Any slang that is so overused it becomes tired.
Also called - SubSlang
Derived in a satiric sense from the fact that anything middle-class and suburban is considered lame.

Fo'Shizzle has now become a good example of suburban slang.

by The UweBolla Virus March 5, 2006

Suburban Limo

A multi-child stroller commonly found in suburban lifestyle centers.

Look at those medically assisted parents pushing their litter in the suburban limo.

by Krazy Chemist August 23, 2011

Suburban Ratchet

A female born and raised in the suburbs but made the choice of selecting hood-rat behavior.

Although Vivian was raised in the suburbs sheprefers to drink 211 Steel Reserve and listen to Sexyy Red instead of Miley Cyrus because she’s suburban ratchet.

by TahariTopaz October 13, 2023