Dirty Suburban

A 'Dirty Suburban' is a matronly, often plump, middle aged, middle classed house wife that can normally be found shopping for deals at WalMart but once bedded could compete with the most limber and liberal pornstars.
Yeah, she might look all uptight behind the podium, but Sarah Palin is THE Dirty Suburban.
by Sigkapp395 February 10, 2010
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Suburban Stripper

A girl that doesn't actually remove her articles of clothing for money but is as emotionally damaged or has as much baggage as one that works the pole.
"I really liked that girl, but she had some daddy issues, she's definitely a Suburban Stripper."
by The Original JT January 29, 2012
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suburban gansta

A person from the suburbs that refuses to believe that theyre not a GANGSTA
me:gangstas arent named phillip

Suburban Gangsta:yes they are!
by j izzo my nizzo April 16, 2005
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Suburban Blight

noun.

The eyesore of sprawling stucco covered strip malls, big box stores, and McMansions which eat up open space land.
"That used to be a great spot to go for a nature hike, till last year when the Suburban Blight rolled through and left acres of parking lot, Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and crap chain restaurants in its wake."
by MuddyRunnerGirl March 09, 2009
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Suburban Slang

Any slang that is so overused it becomes tired.
Also called - SubSlang
Derived in a satiric sense from the fact that anything middle-class and suburban is considered lame.
Fo'Shizzle has now become a good example of suburban slang.
by The UweBolla Virus March 01, 2006
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Suburban Kayaking

Kayaking in the lake that used to be your front yard or in the river that used to be the street in front of your house.
It's rained so much in Rhode Island lately that I've decided to do some suburban kayaking.
by FloodedYard March 31, 2010
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Suburban Nutshack

That one house on your street that has at least ten Filipinos living in a three bedroom house that is maybe 1800 square feet at best.
Person 1: Did you hear about that Filipino family that bought the house at the end of the cul de sac?
Person 2: Oh god get ready for the suburban nutshack...
by herndonium September 16, 2020
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