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submarine race 

When a group of guys gather in the same room and and have a race to see who can masturbate the fastest. The last one to finish loses.

Similar to a circle jerk, in that a bunch of guys are gathering in the same room jerking off, but its not gay or anything because your in a circle jerking *yourself* off.
We had a submarine race the other day and Johnny had to clean up afterwards.

A submarine race isn't gay or anything like a circle jerk, its just a competition...duh.

Keep your eyes closed until you're done, fag, this is a submarine race not a circle jerk.
submarine race by S...K... November 9, 2007

submarine sex 

Wow they're having submarine sex
submarine sex by Submarine Sex April 3, 2019

submarine milkmaid 

to rip a bong load hold it in and take a shot of whiskey then suck on a titty.
i was gone for the night after doing a submarine milkmaid with my girl.
submarine milkmaid by jazzyj March 31, 2010

submarine steamer 

The act of exhaling smoke (typically from a cigarette, cigar, or burning marijuana) into the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; typically performed in an instance of sexual nature.
After three bottles of wine and a midnight viewing of Moulin Rouge, he took me back to his bungalow for a submarine steamer and a long, soft screw.
submarine steamer by The Channbot September 25, 2013

Submarine gay 

A person who is undetectably gay but pops up and shows themselves occasionally.
John is such a submarine gay, he only comes out in the George.
Submarine gay by Kingdomman September 10, 2016

Submarine gay 

A gay person that is in the closet.

An undercover gay person
You wouldn't think he is gay.
Yeah he's a submarine gay
Submarine gay by Kingdomman May 13, 2016