studying

simultaneously texting, listening to music, and scrolling through Facebook while preparing for a test

I've been studying for 3 hours but still don't know anything for the test tomorrow.

by Free Amerika April 10, 2015

Smurdling

The shytsty Christian offspring of a smurd.These offspring will participate in activities such as Bibleopoly, a popular smurdling board game. They are just small saplings that are just beginning a life full of smurdiness and shystyness. They will be hated by many and loved by no one. Smurdlings often have names beginning with the letter "C"

Anti Smurd 1: Look at all those smurdlings collecting pennies and such on the ground.
Anti Smurd 2: Yeah...let's kill them all
Anti Smurd 1: Word

by The Anti-Smurd September 17, 2007

straddling the fence to the spirit world

is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.

that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

scudding

Sliding rapidly forward on your feet while being pulled by a power kite.

From the nautical definition meaning to run before the gale.

"Dave lost his balance at a crucial moment and scudded along on his arse."

by tttonyyy July 19, 2006

stodding

When one person boy/girl goes for a younger person typically if the older one is in 12th grade and attempts to date a sophomore or younger

"Did you hear Collin is dating that sophomore"

" yo Collin is definitely stodding"

by Smattdog69 November 1, 2013

stumbling

falling all over the place, usually when drunk.

Cassi was stumbling all over the place, spilling her beer.

by cati May 21, 2004

straddling

To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.

Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!

Guy2: Did you get pictures?

Guy1: ...

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 11, 2011