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Stress Coma

When you are so stressed that you can’t do work but you also can’t relax enough to take a break. You are stuck in procrastination purgatory between work and break for hours, days, maybe even weeks.
I have so much work to do ... I've been in such a stress coma all day.
by madeye99 July 9, 2020
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Stressballin'

When you squeeze/grope something in the same way you would a stress ball for the purpose of either de-stressing, or having fun.
"Rune, why do you keep grabbing my ass?"
"No reason in particular, just stressballin'"
"Oh, well stop."
"No thanks"
by TeaCats 👾 June 3, 2023
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Post-traumatic stress boner

Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.
After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.

Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.
by Sam and Zane October 16, 2012
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Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
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Fluctuating Connotative Stress

Fluctuating Connotative Stress refers to the phenomenon of changing the stressed word to change the meaning of a sentence.

"She" doesn’t like him - that specific woman doesn’t like him

She "doesn’t" like him - to confirm she is not interested in him

She doesn’t "like" him - implying that she feels a different emotion towards him

She doesn’t like "him" - indicating she likes someone else
Fluctuating Connotative Stress refers to the phenomenon of changing the stressed word to change the meaning of a sentence.

Created by Jaime Nicolaou, Basree Arif, Ms Erin Mahar
by brokenhandbaby March 15, 2022
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stresspool

Derived from the word cesspool. Having to do something or go somewhere that will cause you to have a large amount of stress in your life.
My job is a stinking stresspool!!
by Anella Harmeyer March 19, 2008
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stressed depressed lemon zest

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.
"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."
by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019
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