one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

Indiana Deer Strangler

It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.

RIP Casey, heard she had a good time hitting that Indiana Deer Strangler!

by MBLIndiana March 17, 2024

Donkey strangler

A turd so big it will clog the toilet.

Oh my god, do not go into the bathroom I just had a donkey strangler.

by Scubasteve65 February 27, 2019

thigh strangler

someone who has sexy and thicc thighs and uses them to kill people

look thigh strangler is behind you

by chai patti September 28, 2021

The Lumberjack Strangler

"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.

"The Lumberjack Strangler" perfect for any home or public toilet adventure.

by Maverick 007 February 8, 2025

worm strangler

When you're strangle the shit out of your meat.

Dude i just gave my dick the worm strangler last night

by yurter May 12, 2021

Scranton Strangler

Giving a fellow employee a hand job at a work event.

You know, I caught Pam giving Jim the ol' Scranton Strangler at the company picnic last year.

by Kleine Mutter March 1, 2022