lady straddlers

a man's bulging arms for the ladies to cling on to when they feel insecure, scared, alone, or want to get close to their lover.

Mike bellowed out an irresistible mating call to a beautiful lady.

She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.

Mike, is the man.

by GiggidyOhhYea March 14, 2008

spraddled

to spread out, expand, to scatter.

Carrie had her tampons spraddled on the bed.

by MOLICIOUS September 12, 2006

stroddle

The walk you do after you have been bummed!!

"What do you think she did last night?"
"I dunno but she's stroddling!"
"yeah that's denfinatly a Stroddle!"

by Elisha Lucy March 13, 2008

straddling raptor

When one straddles anothers face backwards and farts in ones mouth

Greg told me that after Nick tickled Jim, he receive the straddling raptor and pretty much sucked the fart out of his ass

by ducksaucewompa1 October 28, 2009

noodle struddle

a toaster struddle's ugly half sister, except is filled with scriven.

Guy 1: i swear last night i bit into scriven when i was eating a toaster struddle

Guy 2: nah dude you were probably eating a noodle struddle

by Christinapk December 27, 2007

saddle-straddler

One of the members of that popular platinum selling rock group.

Wow, the straddlers are in town !! Let's go check out their saddles !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

straddlegate

when Misha Collins straddled Jensen Ackles in front of hundreds of fans. Now that’s gay.

Did you see that straddlegate moment at that panel? That shit was gay!

by Deanzdevour.ae May 11, 2024