The crouching position one takes when in the front of a group photo in an attempt to make sure the people behind him/her are visible. In reality, the person striking this pose appears to be pooping in the photo
by Toe fan November 18, 2014
A man of character and persuasion with a knack for winning. A man's man. The subject of many nightmares in the lonestar state and the conductor of the real Texas Massacre.
by Mack Brown in TX May 16, 2006
An act of revenge whereby an aggrieved vagabond defecates before an enemy's doorway and pours a liberal quantity of honey over the soiled threshold.
After being banned from the parish's soup kitchen, Jake purchased a jar of honey and left a sticky Chicago stoop on the church steps.
by sportpeppers September 20, 2010
stooping to a low level in fear of having no bitches and inviting an acquaintance to a recreational event for the sole purpose of that indivual will bring tons of poon
"dude, all da bitties are outa town so i pulled a scoop stoop to make sure we got sum tatas in da house to mack on"
by prokzi August 09, 2009
by Bob Bee September 11, 2007
Steve: Man, all of our friends said they can't come over tonight to hang out.
Emily: Really? That's Stoops McGoops!
Liz: Crap!
Daryn: What?
Liz: I failed my test--I'm Stoops McGoops!
Daryn: It's ok, we already knew that.
Emily: Really? That's Stoops McGoops!
Liz: Crap!
Daryn: What?
Liz: I failed my test--I'm Stoops McGoops!
Daryn: It's ok, we already knew that.
by wimby May 01, 2010
the hardest crew in the universe known to man. you know what that means? the stoop boys are strong, and they dont take shit. so dont diss the stoop. dont mess with the universe's essential strength. i know your jealous and all and that's why u make fun but i just wanted you to get your facts straight. we don't call ourselves any old porch dwellers. we call ourselves the stoop boys. =
"Wait arent those kids the stoop boys from area code 201 that everybody is talking about?" "Nah man, those are just kids on a porch trying to be stoop boys"
by Bandook K. June 05, 2007