cream of stool

diarrhea

Cream of Stool®: simply foul poo that harms and depletes both body and soul.

by Professor_Z January 4, 2023

Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.

"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."

by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014

Beef Stool

1. the name of someone's new cat

2. a good name for a pet

Me- "Hi sister! How's little Beef Stool?"

Sister- "Yeah, he's fine. Cheers for asking"

Me- "No probs. Innit"

by Gaz_Coleman December 13, 2012

Stool Grool

It’s the same thing as grool, only with poop.

“I banged my chick in the butt last night, and got some stool grool on my wiener.”

by Kevolution1987 February 14, 2020

westlife stools

A line of four stools that are made redundant once the song being sung changes key

(sitting down) its like flying without wings (in F)
(standing up) its like flying without wing (in g)

by Fredi Fudpukka April 25, 2005

Soft Stool

No substance, factual basis or hard evidence with which to confirm one?s position.

Pun referencing the pedestal on which many managers try to stand, and the shite that they spew.

That presentation delivered nothing but soft stool.

by Jonathan D. A. Branch February 3, 2003

stool basher

Anal sex indulger,same as a buttfucker,
Stool poker,rectum riddler,chutney ferreter,hershey highwayman.

ERR he's a STOOL BASHER.

by Mugwump November 11, 2004