The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.
booty dump stool butt pain
booty dump stool butt pain
"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.
by Don't be so sensitive September 21, 2015
Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"
by El Pirata July 24, 2008
Me- "Hi sister! How's little Beef Stool?"
Sister- "Yeah, he's fine. Cheers for asking"
Me- "No probs. Innit"
Sister- "Yeah, he's fine. Cheers for asking"
Me- "No probs. Innit"
by Gaz_Coleman June 05, 2012
by Kevolution1987 February 14, 2020
(sitting down) its like flying without wings (in F)
(standing up) its like flying without wing (in g)
(standing up) its like flying without wing (in g)
by Fredi Fudpukka April 25, 2005
No substance, factual basis or hard evidence with which to confirm one?s position.
Pun referencing the pedestal on which many managers try to stand, and the shite that they spew.
Pun referencing the pedestal on which many managers try to stand, and the shite that they spew.
by Jonathan D. A. Branch February 03, 2003
Anal sex indulger,same as a buttfucker,
Stool poker,rectum riddler,chutney ferreter,hershey highwayman.
Stool poker,rectum riddler,chutney ferreter,hershey highwayman.
ERR he's a STOOL BASHER.
by Mugwump November 11, 2004