Stool Blood

The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.

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"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.
by Don't be so sensitive September 21, 2015
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pirate stool

Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"
by El Pirata July 24, 2008
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Beef Stool

1. the name of someone's new cat

2. a good name for a pet
Me- "Hi sister! How's little Beef Stool?"

Sister- "Yeah, he's fine. Cheers for asking"

Me- "No probs. Innit"
by Gaz_Coleman June 05, 2012
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Stool Grool

It’s the same thing as grool, only with poop.
“I banged my chick in the butt last night, and got some stool grool on my wiener.”
by Kevolution1987 February 14, 2020
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westlife stools

A line of four stools that are made redundant once the song being sung changes key
(sitting down) its like flying without wings (in F)
(standing up) its like flying without wing (in g)
by Fredi Fudpukka April 25, 2005
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Soft Stool

No substance, factual basis or hard evidence with which to confirm one?s position.

Pun referencing the pedestal on which many managers try to stand, and the shite that they spew.
by Jonathan D. A. Branch February 03, 2003
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stool basher

Anal sex indulger,same as a buttfucker,
Stool poker,rectum riddler,chutney ferreter,hershey highwayman.
by Mugwump November 11, 2004
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