Stonking Great Tits

A phrase to describe particularly large amazing breasts or the need to have large amazing breasts.
Coined by Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw in his review of Tomb Raider Anniversary.

Gamer 1: 'You know what would make this game great? Some Stonking Great Tits.'

Gamer 2: 'OMG I was just thinking that!'

by Evil Tree December 20, 2010

big stonks only

Similarily to stonks, you use it to express a financial decision that resulted in a lot of financial gain. Mostly in a short amount of time. In this case, it is most often used not ironically. You may also say it just for fun.

A: "I sold my 15 year old car for 3000$ yesterday. Also, I got a raise from my boss today! I'm making so much money right now!"
B: "BIG STONKS ONLY!!"

by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020

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A satirical term used to describe "dank" memes on Reddit.

Newsline: A thirteen-year-old boy committed suicide after being targetted by cyberbullies for liking Fortnite.
Wholesome 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot 69420 stonks

by A4775 October 17, 2020

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A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

by Gigabased September 24, 2021

Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

Steve jobs hires Sculley
Steve jobs was fired by Sculley in 1985
Steve jobs founded NeXT
Steve jobs sold NeXT to apple for $429M
Steve jobs fires Gil Amelio, Former CEO of Apple after Steve jobs was fired
Steve jobs: stonks

by minecraft_volume_beta January 6, 2023

Stonk

Name to call someone who has gone 3-22 in Valorant

OMG your only on three kills you Stonk

by Stonk_ March 2, 2021

stonks

the best meme ever created it will never die or be forgotten

reddit managed to save gamestop STONKS boi

by stonky boi April 9, 2021