stoogeni

n ~ a person latently possessing potently sharp skills & tactics that send shockwaves through asphalt paved blocks & knocks socks off some skeptics so savagely they soil themselves silly

Falk's Columbo was a stoogeni posterboypoza who claimed fame & fortune from flocks of fans known for freakish flexibility & solofellatio festivals that thrived until bellend ebola plagues left scattered few with working purple helmets; but innovations like the bionischlong cyberphallus made billions for Evogimasturgination Inc., now the second largest producer of fauxvag accessories behind Waffleho & Krak Haus, where sex & syrup are always in dysymbiosistopia, mzastamyth prior to the shaggysacenterfusion scientificosmetic revosolution Scrotology, or Scrotozoic Era when evotestifusionlution catalyzed dominormant genergy that magilogically manifested metamorphosynthesynchronicity, bicyclopticization, hydradongism, & mitosistitzia, divarrheaho bozolitis, gigantigargantuantestesism,deadbell deathknellustia platinumuff hairpipsypenichosis syndrome, bronsonstonz tbagzuffochokaholism, cornhole corpzopulation shitfuklerfaceholastic comapsychosymbioshitzasterelia; & shitstainbrain syndrome skyrocketed . .

by koinzander vandervongristler March 25, 2010

Stonged

Being intoxicated by use of high grade or medicinal marijuana.

Getting stonged is to smoke or ingest marijuana through food. It is sometimes misused in the phrase (stonged up)

by leftoutboy August 23, 2011

stoogefy

When a person offers themselves up as an apologist for anyone onto whom they can project a victim identity. This is common among narcissistic "White ally" anti-racists who lack the courage of their convictions, and instead seek a purely performative alternative to surrendering their own privilege.

She was willing to stoogefy herself on behalf of a dishonest colleague, solely because the colleague was a member of a visible minority group.

by Naughtius_Maximus May 4, 2023

Stoge Run

The act of going to buy cigarettes.

I've smoked everything, lets go on a stoge run at the Circle K.

by Mister Smith April 5, 2009

the studge dance

The Studge Dance is a dance move made up by the wonderful -Mikey Cobban which happens to fit with every single song out there.

"Have you seen The Studge Dance?"

by EEP2003 November 22, 2018

slodge

Verb - To perform a menial or undesirable task with little hope of a positive outcome.

Noun - A amorphous gray porridge-like substance.

Verb - "Man, I slodged through that multidimensional astroquantum multivariable chemistry assignment last night, I'm really tired.

Noun - "That food in the dining hall looked like slodge, I'm still not sure what I ate."

by slackwarelinuxuser December 6, 2007

Stode

Being a "stode" is when you do something really stupid.

"Dude my friend just crashed his car into his own car!" "How do you even do that? What is he a stode?"

by bruhv December 5, 2017