license to steal

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Stealing first

The act of kissing an unknown girl, usually at a bar, when they aren't expecting it.

My buddy was super drunk last night at the bar and every time he got done talking to a girl he ended up stealing first.

by Dulaville definitions February 09, 2011

stealing candy

Masturbate

"Is that what the kids are calling these days, stealing candy?"

by Matt (for Victoria) March 18, 2015

Stop The Steal

a term made by dumbass trump supporters that can't cope with the fact that their little racist got voted out
they're claiming that biden stole the election by rigging it, ofcourse this is false

Dumbass:STOP THE STEAL BIDEN IS NOT MY PRESIDENT THE SUPREME COURT WILL MAKE TRUMP WIN DHRDGRV RBRGHCHFHRBBRBRBRB

by SmartEpic2020 November 28, 2020

Kill Steal

In online multiplayer games, when somebody else kills the enemy you are fighting. This often results in you earning less experience points than you normally would for killing that enemy because two people were attacking it.

Only noobs do this, and is considered a gamer's equivalent of a war crime among many.

"Dude, I was fighting a (insert enemy) and this noob came out of nowhere and stole my kill."
_ _ _

"Don't kill steal, asshole!"

by Big McHugeLarge January 07, 2008

stealing home

skipping 2nd & 3rd base, as in:

1st base: making out etc
2nd base: fondling/fingering
3rd base: oral sex
home: sex

guy 1: "dude, i was totally stealing home tonite w/ rita, and she didnt care!"

guy 2: "no way man! awesome!"

guy 3: "*cough*slut*cough*

by pete b. January 13, 2007

Stop the Steal

Hopefully, the last an a seemingly infinite number of alternative-reality driven, Trump psycho-vomit conspiracy theories imposed on an exhausted, over-it American populace.

"Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal"!
What the fuck are you talking about? We're in a fucking pandemic. Most people don't want to get sick, so they cast mail-in ballots. Mail-in ballots usually get counted AFTER real-time voting has been completed and tabulated. Every legal vote matters, so we should count ALL of them.

by YAWA November 07, 2020