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Stat-Whore

A player who will do anything to increase their stats in a video game. These players have big egos and base their whole sense of self-worth on their stats in their favourite video game. These players are almost always Try-Hards.
Player #1: That guy wants me to help him boost. I don't wanna get called a noob for boosting.
Player #2: Yeah, he's such a Stat-Whore. I can't believe he cares that much about his stats.
by SpamDragon July 14, 2014
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stat me

This phrase replaces any verb command. Often used to say "give me," "tell me," etc. Can be replaced with the word "stats," which can also be used in noun form.
Stat me that Lasser. Stringer's gay as hell.

Yo, stats, immeeeeeeediately!
by james "yea i said it" thomas December 28, 2006
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Stat Rat

Someone who loves looking at statistics and their data, regardless how relevant those statistics and data are. Often associated with sport.
Billy Beane in the early '90s was considered a stat rat amongst his MLB GM peers for his use of SABERmetrics.
by martyB_003 April 17, 2009
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stat mat

Status material; a quote or saying that is worthy of using as a facebook/twitter status.
Ali: If my children aren't cute, I'm gonna beat them

Araf: That's stat mat
by alimf92 June 3, 2010
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checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.
I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.
by whhpssh October 24, 2014
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all Stat

An abbreviation of Ball State, generally caused by females wearing Ball State shirts. The cleavage causes the B and e to be obscured, thus rendering the shirt all Stat
by Justin H. V. October 19, 2008
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stat whore

a person who uses unscrupulous means to raise their stats in a computer/video game
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