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stat that

A homosexual act in which an individual has sexual relations with multiple other individuals within a short interval of time, with the ritual often being for the individual to exclaim "Stat that!" post-coitus with the final individual in the streak, and in future conversations regarding said streak.
Sam: "I heard you pegged 3 guys in one weekend?"
Matt: "Hell yeah man, stat that!"
by seyahsupreme January 14, 2022
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Stat-Boost

a stat-boost is something you say or do improve yourself and/or make yourself feel happier
I was depressed so I thought about my favorite actor for a quick stat-boost and then I felt better
by safsfaaaa May 22, 2022
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Stat-ensitive

Understanding and reading statistics, but refusing to acknowledge them due to a biased opinion.
Braman is stat-ensitive.
by Yungblood20 October 22, 2023
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stat wars

the guy who made fysc popular and everyone forgot about because the fysc stuff broke.
Wow! Stat Wars is streaming today! Forget HEXZD!
by NyloxGYTLOL May 12, 2024
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STAT Girl

A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.

While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.

In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.

STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.

STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".

A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan December 13, 2024
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Stat Merchant

An NBA player who chases stats despite the good of the team.
Nikola Jokic is a stat merchant.
by inwegothisway March 14, 2025
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ESPN Stat

A statistic so specific or fitting that it allows mediocre players to be compared to all-time greats. This kind of stat is generally used by ESPN to push a narrative
ESPN: Michael Jordan and Ben Dover are the only players in NBA history to score 27+ points, 12.45+ assists, and exactly 69 rebounds in the month of January when it’s snowing outside.

You: What a bullshit ESPN Stat
by Rbern18 January 25, 2022
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