Stat room

When the comments section on somebody's Facebook status is used to run a real-time conversation between any number of people.

Basically, turning anything posted on somebody's Wall into a chat room through mass amounts of comments directed toward each other.

Usually characterized by having to click "See More" in the feedback to look at all the comments, and responses within seconds of each other.
"Dude, I hate getting 64 updates just because somebody had to turn my wall into a stat room."

"Status: Going to the park in an hour
Best Friend 1: Dude, we never get to have a time anymore!
Best Friend 2: Everyone's coming to my house this Friday!
(Repeat 80 times)"
by Akyoyo December 04, 2010
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stat me

This phrase replaces any verb command. Often used to say "give me," "tell me," etc. Can be replaced with the word "stats," which can also be used in noun form.
Stat me that Lasser. Stringer's gay as hell.

Yo, stats, immeeeeeeediately!
by james "yea i said it" thomas December 22, 2006
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Stat Rat

Someone who loves looking at statistics and their data, regardless how relevant those statistics and data are. Often associated with sport.
Billy Beane in the early '90s was considered a stat rat amongst his MLB GM peers for his use of SABERmetrics.
by martyB_003 April 17, 2009
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all Stat

An abbreviation of Ball State, generally caused by females wearing Ball State shirts. The cleavage causes the B and e to be obscured, thus rendering the shirt all Stat
that girl over there goes to All Stat University
by Justin H. V. August 31, 2008
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checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.
I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.
by whhpssh October 25, 2014
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stat mat

Status material; a quote or saying that is worthy of using as a facebook/twitter status.
Ali: If my children aren't cute, I'm gonna beat them

Araf: That's stat mat
by alimf92 June 03, 2010
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stat whore

a person who uses unscrupulous means to raise their stats in a computer/video game
This guy is a complete stat whore.
by The return of Light Joker June 01, 2010
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