Stat room

When the comments section on somebody's Facebook status is used to run a real-time conversation between any number of people.

Basically, turning anything posted on somebody's Wall into a chat room through mass amounts of comments directed toward each other.

Usually characterized by having to click "See More" in the feedback to look at all the comments, and responses within seconds of each other.

"Dude, I hate getting 64 updates just because somebody had to turn my wall into a stat room."

"Status: Going to the park in an hour
Best Friend 1: Dude, we never get to have a time anymore!
Best Friend 2: Everyone's coming to my house this Friday!
(Repeat 80 times)"

by Akyoyo December 5, 2010

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stat me

This phrase replaces any verb command. Often used to say "give me," "tell me," etc. Can be replaced with the word "stats," which can also be used in noun form.

Stat me that Lasser. Stringer's gay as hell.

Yo, stats, immeeeeeeediately!

by james "yea i said it" thomas December 28, 2006

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Stat Rat

Someone who loves looking at statistics and their data, regardless how relevant those statistics and data are. Often associated with sport.

Billy Beane in the early '90s was considered a stat rat amongst his MLB GM peers for his use of SABERmetrics.

by martyB_003 April 17, 2009

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checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

by whhpssh October 24, 2014

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all Stat

An abbreviation of Ball State, generally caused by females wearing Ball State shirts. The cleavage causes the B and e to be obscured, thus rendering the shirt all Stat

that girl over there goes to All Stat University

by Justin H. V. October 19, 2008

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