Statusjunkie

People who make status updates every hour on Facebook or Twitter or any other social network.

He's tweeting about the color of his underwear again.

He's such a statusjunkie!

by Rollergal September 3, 2009

status orgasmicus

A multi-orgasmic state in which each orgasm occurs immediately after the previous one resulting in a non-stop orgasm. Usually occurs only in women.

She is capable of status orgasmicus.

by markb1121 December 4, 2009

Status Shark

a person who has to comment on everything on facebook even if they do not know you.

man that guy is a status shark.

by Chode45 July 4, 2010

statusing

(v.) the act of updating one's facebook status, often more than once in a short period of time.

Kelly was statusing during the entire Super Bowl. He would've gotten more out of just watching the game.

by mugolf February 24, 2011

Stanislav Petrov

A Soviet officer which stopped doomsday from being a real thing on the 26th of September, 1983, trusting his instincts when a computer detected a American nuclear missile being launched towards the USSR. He refused to retaliate, thus avoiding the possible end of humanity.

You see this guy there, Stanislav Petrov ? Yeah, that guy fucking saved the world.

by Anakior July 10, 2017

status quo

The way things are right now

It is very easy to change the status quo.

by marooned January 22, 2005

status stalker

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.

When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??

by Philosophistry March 6, 2010