facebook standoff

When you are real-life friends with someone but both of you refuse to "friend" the other on Facebook.

I've known Dan for a long time but we are in a Facebook standoff.

by Rayovac1 May 17, 2017

oreo standoff

an event in which an oreo is placed in a circle or men and the last person to ejaculate on the oreo has to eat it.

hey guys, let's have an oreo standoff

by 45yt June 2, 2005

Mexicar Standoff

When there is a car at each junction of the roundabout and nobody moves.

"Was late to work this morning. There was a Mexicar Standoff at Five Roads Roundabout"

by ftnessp January 30, 2015

Tijuana Standoff

where two or more people are hold each other at gun-point, eying up one another. Used to increase tension and most often end in hand to hand combat.

Mark and Phil wer locked in a Tijuana Standoff for what seemed like hours.

by quickky September 30, 2009

Mexican Standoff

When two dudes stare into each other’s eyes while jerking off frantically; the person that cums last has to lick the other persons cum off the floor.

David: I played Mexican Standoff with Jared yesterday and he lost!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!

by bitchlasagna November 15, 2017

Textican Standoff

When two people who hook up text back and forth trying to get the other person to invite them over.

Me and my fuck buddy got into a textican standoff that went on too long and then she said she was too tired to hook up.

by nat100 November 1, 2010

Mexican Standoff

The awkward scenario where one person goes to kiss another on the cheek and the recipient moves for the mouth (or vice versa). This results in a repeated back and forth movement where both parties keep moving to rectify their facial position, creating a kung fu movie visual.

Andre attempted to say goodbye by kissing Lena on the cheek, however, Lena was looking for more, causing quite a Mexican Standoff between the two of them.

by Snocap September 20, 2006