When you are real-life friends with someone but both of you refuse to "friend" the other on Facebook.
by Rayovac1 May 17, 2017
an event in which an oreo is placed in a circle or men and the last person to ejaculate on the oreo has to eat it.
hey guys, let's have an oreo standoff
by 45yt May 29, 2005
where two or more people are hold each other at gun-point, eying up one another. Used to increase tension and most often end in hand to hand combat.
by quickky September 29, 2009
by ftnessp January 30, 2015
When two dudes stare into each other’s eyes while jerking off frantically; the person that cums last has to lick the other persons cum off the floor.
David: I played Mexican Standoff with Jared yesterday and he lost!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!
by bitchlasagna November 15, 2017
Me and my fuck buddy got into a textican standoff that went on too long and then she said she was too tired to hook up.
by nat100 November 01, 2010
The awkward scenario where one person goes to kiss another on the cheek and the recipient moves for the mouth (or vice versa). This results in a repeated back and forth movement where both parties keep moving to rectify their facial position, creating a kung fu movie visual.
Andre attempted to say goodbye by kissing Lena on the cheek, however, Lena was looking for more, causing quite a Mexican Standoff between the two of them.
by Snocap September 20, 2006