The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.
_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?
/ Nah, what happened?
_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.
/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!
/ Nah, what happened?
_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.
/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!
by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009
When you are at work and have just taken a vicious dump. The process of waiting in the stall until whichever people are in the bathroom do not witness you leaving the stall and implicate you in your horrific act of defiling the bathroom
Bro, I had to do the Stool Stall for like 5 minutes. Chuck was in the bathroom brushing his teeth and combing his hair. I had to wait him out.
by moffboy March 23, 2017
A manner in which mostly homosexuals masturbate or perform fellation by kneeling on the floor of a stall and facing the stall of their genetalia close to the person next to them.
by Fratgame April 27, 2007
When selecting a toilet to use, it is man rule not to use the middle stall and respect your fellow shitter's space. Violation of this rule, especially when other stalls are available, means you love the cock.
Guy #1: Dude, that chinese buffet went right through me. I gotta drop off the kids.
Guy #2: Looks like you're gonna have to wait. The end toilets are taken and all that's left is the gay stall.
Guy #1: FUCK THAT! I'll sneak into the ladies' room.
Guy #2: Looks like you're gonna have to wait. The end toilets are taken and all that's left is the gay stall.
Guy #1: FUCK THAT! I'll sneak into the ladies' room.
by Big Papi January 16, 2011
Occurring most often in female public restrooms with an excess of stalls (i.e. truckstop, mall), this is the act of checking each stall for one that is void of anything in, on, or around the toilet. Most likely ends in settling for the least disgusting stall, or waiting for an occupied stall to become available.
John: What took you so long, I thought you only had to "pee real quick"?
Cindy: I did, but I had to do a two minute stall shuffle before I could find one that was clean enough to go in.
Cindy: I did, but I had to do a two minute stall shuffle before I could find one that was clean enough to go in.
by rhymeswithdanana May 03, 2009
A prank in which one hides in a stall, waits for someone to go in the other stall, then screams multiple times at the top of their lungs. If done properly the one who is being pranked will leave their pants in the stall and run outside screaming.
Guy 1:"What was with that guy who ran out here without pants,screaming?"
Guy 2:"I gave him the old, ghost in the stalls."
Guy 2:"I gave him the old, ghost in the stalls."
by D@MN_IT_BOBBEH! January 07, 2014
A polite, discreet way to announce to your friends that you plan on going to the bathroom. Originally popularized/invented by Lena Bruscato, it has yet to catch on.
by Lenabeana December 10, 2017