safetard

safe•tard -- safetard
noun

1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.

2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.

Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?

Mike: What a safetard.

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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?

Jane: Because she's a safetard.

by Gunguy November 1, 2014

safecore

1: An informal greeting.
2: An expression of pleasant suprise.
3: A description of something good.

1:
Person A: Safecore, person B
Person B: Safecore.

by Eikasia June 15, 2006

SafeSearch is off

Turns Google into the best way to find porn. :D

Go into the Search Preferences, and disable the "SafeSearch".

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

safe sex

Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion.

EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."

by AngryWhiteMale May 11, 2003

safe page

That page which is in your tabs incase you have to swith from your original page becuase youre watching violent material, porn or disgusting things which you dont whant others to know youre looking at.

-"Man this pornstar is hot...oh shit someones coming in , better switch to my safe page."

-"Hey what ya wathing honey?"

-"Nothing just these cute little puppies"

by JoeMommaPR May 28, 2010

safe travel(s)

Safe travel(s) - is a polite way of wishing someone a safe journey. Safe Travel is also used as a way to express your wish for someone to have good fortune during a trip, wherever they may be headed. Bad traveling accommodation can be an attributing factor to someone having an awful trip or vacation... So, safe travel is just a way of expressing that you hope someone’s journey goes well.

1. Personally...I like safe travel(s); it encompasses all method of travel and covers all locations that may be traversed.

2. Thank you for your quick reply.

Safe Travels,
John Doe

by www.theweeklydeals.com June 25, 2018

pube-safe

An object is pube-safe when it is SO safe, that not even the most desperate of thieves will touch it (caused by being shrouded in pubes)

First seen on Important Things with Demetri Martin

"I'm not touching that! There's a pube on it!"

pube-safe

by Angryblackguy March 16, 2009