Spurgeon school foundation inc

Worst place on Earth. Prison is better than this place

The killer got sentenced to go to Spurgeon school foundation inc

by Jotaro Joestar March 4, 2021

jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

by cstew7 October 17, 2017

spargazy

girl sucks genitals like a cigar slowly stroking the penis in a twist motion. whilst her second hand minds the steptials (scrotum) like she is lighting the cigar in a grabing motion.

blowjob with ball play aka spargazy

by loafa aka langer February 25, 2009

Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.

Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/

by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010

Splurge my gurge

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.

Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!

by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015

Snurglary

The act of getting up in the middle of the night and sneaking into the kitchen to raid the dessert and comfort foods, eating them down to the last few bites, before any else has a chance to have some.

We, and all of our friends, are experiencing an epidemic of snurglary in our houses. This morning, the dozen box of doughnuts I brought home last night was lying empty on the floor when my wife and I came downstairs.

by DBLambert January 9, 2016

Snurgepifter

The art of sniffing ladies bicycle seats.

she entered the works bicycle shed to catch John sniffing her bycicle seat. The dirty snurgepifter.

by Tagnut July 30, 2016