Shruded

When you screw something up beyond repair

god mike you sure shruded that presentation today.

by Ryan Girard January 19, 2010

Facester-Strudel

The end result, or epiphany, of semen completing its ejaculatory travels onto a recipent's face. The recipient will then resemble one of nature's greatest gifts, a Toaster-Strudel.

Hey man, I totally gave your girlfriend a facester-strudel last night!

by DrummerOrion October 3, 2005

Spruce Goose

An intense sexual postion, involving vertical insertion.

Yo did Johnny really spruce goose nick's mom?

by I Dont Know February 12, 2005

Toaster Strudel

When you cum over a girl so much it looks like you covered her with cum like you cover a toaster strudel with icing.

I came so much over jenny that she looked like a toaster strudel.

by Polley July 6, 2006

Spruce

To get a broom or circular pole or something similar to that shoved up your anus hole.

Made up on an army camp in april 2005

1. Bruv, that guy is gettin spruced up bad, ITS BLEEDING.. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

by Whitgift Lower 5th 2006 July 29, 2008

Spruce Creek High School

A place where the smartest and brightest go. Hundreds flock to the creek in order to go to the IB program. The reason the "creek geeks" aren't seen outside of Port Orange for social events is because they are to busy "studying", but in reality its because they are fucking mothers of Seabreeze students. Any comments made by a Seabreeze student regarding the students of Spruce Creek are on every drug possible and don't even know where they are.

Seabreeze student: Mom, where are you going?
Mother: I'm going to Spruce Creek High School
Seabreeze student: Why?
Mother: To bang a creek student, why the fuck else would I go?

by fucking me > fucking you March 18, 2010

strudel

n. A person who flakes on you constantly. Named for the flaky texture of strudel pastries.

v. The act of flaking like a strudel.

Person 1: Should I invite Bob to come with us?
Person 2: Don't bother. He's a strudel. All he ever does is strudel on us.

by DanDanK May 27, 2009