splitting dark oak

The act of having sex with a black chick.

man I was splitting dark oak last night!

by george January 20, 2005

Jerry Springing

Telling a significant other that you are cheating on them.

Derived from Jerry Springer shows.

When John came home from Veronica's house, he told his wife that he'd been Jerry Springing.

by Kelley D. August 3, 2005

spitting

A term used for what a girl does with the cum when she is giving head.

Elina spits instead of swallowing when giving Paul head.

by Holly February 1, 2005

Splitting Whiskers

Female urination.

Excuse me, I have to go split whiskers.

by Martina January 3, 2003

spitting tacks

Verbal hostility. Saying things that are very hurtful and painful. Similar to verbal punches.

My mother in law was spitting tacks for 24 hours straight.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

splitting meatloaf

When a girl decides to excrete her feces while wearing a thong, creating an image similar to meatloaf being split while being passed through a thin string.

Wow Elysia got too drunk the other night and splitting meatloaf all over the floor.

by Scooberto May 29, 2019

splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open

mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat

by arthur boruc July 10, 2009