A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.
by Bussyboi69 March 26, 2021
Get the Cheesy Springer Specialmug. Jerry Springer, the legendary American TV host, has died at the age of 79.
His family confirmed that he died peacefully on Thursday at his home in the Chicago area, following a brief illness.
Jene Galvin, a lifelong friend and spokesman for the family said in a statement: "Jerry's ability to connect with people was at the heart of his success in everything he tried whether that was politics, broadcasting or just joking with people on the street who wanted a photo or a word.
His family confirmed that he died peacefully on Thursday at his home in the Chicago area, following a brief illness.
Jene Galvin, a lifelong friend and spokesman for the family said in a statement: "Jerry's ability to connect with people was at the heart of his success in everything he tried whether that was politics, broadcasting or just joking with people on the street who wanted a photo or a word.
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
Get the Jerry Springer dies at the age of 79mug. by PonchosSmellBad October 26, 2012
Get the Leak Springermug. The Jeremy springer involves you repeatedly shouting “he’s not the father” as you let your pregnant girlfriend fuck another man, along with two black body guards keeping watch.
Adam: hey wanna watch the game?
Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer
Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer
by CharlieBrownFingers June 9, 2018
Get the The Jeremy springermug. A person who chooses to purchase nerf guns that don't use batteries to shoot., instead opting to use blasters that use air compression to fire darts.
by DartDuck November 30, 2024
Get the Springer Peasantmug. A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.
Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?
Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.
by Ad1211mitch December 19, 2017
Get the Springermug. When a man can perform at the drop of a hat and increase size in an incredible way.
When a mane arousal goes from asleep to full salute in a dramatic fashion.
When a mane arousal goes from asleep to full salute in a dramatic fashion.
When he fell asleep his Springer ripped thru into full salute.. Sally said that Springer had an extremely looking Soringer
by RicoStar23 January 30, 2025
Get the Springermug.