When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.
by Josh January 31, 2005
Get the poo spatter mug.1. Spate can be an alternative term to sex
2. Spate also means to play a prank on someone
3. You can also Spate yourself, by accidentally causing grief to yourself after performing an act.
4. Spate can be used as a curse word.
2. Spate also means to play a prank on someone
3. You can also Spate yourself, by accidentally causing grief to yourself after performing an act.
4. Spate can be used as a curse word.
1. Did you Spate roger last night?
2. Spate your mate!
3. Losing the ball in football, then the opposition scoring.
4. After making a mistake shouting spate
2. Spate your mate!
3. Losing the ball in football, then the opposition scoring.
4. After making a mistake shouting spate
by BUFC June 14, 2011
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your girlfriend is spatshank
by shaun pryce January 14, 2004
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Get the spatjack mug.A scale to rate atractiveness. The scale ranges from 0 - 21, but mostly stops around 10, however, the top of the scale is usually referred to as "Pass out". Lower scores mean more atractiveness. The name spaten comes from a german bottled beer. It originates from figuring out how many spatens it will take to find another person attractive enough to get it on with.
drunk person 1)Hey, that 7 spaten bitch is eyeing you.
drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.
totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!
drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.
drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.
drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.
totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!
drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.
drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.
by janitorforfree April 11, 2008
Get the spaten scale mug.A process in which trying to open a package of oatmeal, resulting in the package exploding making the oatmeal look like it is snowing
1. forecast shows snoatmeal in the kitchen this morning.
2. while making a delicious breakfast I made it snoatmeal
2. while making a delicious breakfast I made it snoatmeal
by moonbunny181 October 1, 2011
Get the Snoatmeal mug.General explanation for the bizarre and trashy behavior of people in and around Sloatsburg, New York. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or the popular hashtag #sloatsburgstupid.
"Why does he keep that 20 year old smashed up chevy in the driveway?" "I don't known DW, he was born and raised here. I guess he's just sloatsburg stupid."
Some people bring home fraternity banners and posters from college. Sloatsburg stupid brings home out-of-wedlock children .
The Mayor's cutting the ribbon for the opening of the new strip mall liquor store! #sloatsburgstupid
GEDs driving around in rusty jacked up trucks. #sloatsburgstupid
Some people bring home fraternity banners and posters from college. Sloatsburg stupid brings home out-of-wedlock children .
The Mayor's cutting the ribbon for the opening of the new strip mall liquor store! #sloatsburgstupid
GEDs driving around in rusty jacked up trucks. #sloatsburgstupid
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